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Post by Ryuu on Jun 16, 2007 0:06:22 GMT -6
I have no idea. XD Sure. Ryuu, Mo proved you wrong. XD Even if it is dead, it's still homeless. And naked. Ryuu: So what is the function of a banana that has no peel, yet a peel that has no kiwi? YUM YUMS Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? because fat people and anorexic people are ugly
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Post by Arynielle Fallyce on Jun 16, 2007 0:30:06 GMT -6
But like all standardized tests, we're looking for the best answer! Not necessarily the right one! XD >.>; That was mean. Why do I have an obsession with Sharpies?
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Post by Shiro Kaze on Jun 16, 2007 1:42:44 GMT -6
Have you ever seen a house fly?
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Post by Arynielle Fallyce on Jun 16, 2007 1:48:21 GMT -6
Do you like peeps?
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Post by Ryuu on Jun 16, 2007 4:40:25 GMT -6
But like all standardized tests, we're looking for the best answer! Not necessarily the right one! XD >.>; That was mean. Why do I have an obsession with Sharpies? It's how you get high. Have you ever seen a house fly? I DON'T THINK WE'RE IN KANSAS ANYMORE You mean the marshmellow candies? Hell yes, I do.
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Post by Kriven on Jun 16, 2007 12:48:29 GMT -6
What is the name of a chicken that is really a pig stuffed up some monkeys anus?
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Post by Ryuu on Jun 16, 2007 13:33:08 GMT -6
What is the name of a chicken that is really a pig stuffed up some monkeys anus? Hashorduyuken
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Post by Arynielle Fallyce on Jun 16, 2007 13:55:11 GMT -6
But I get high off of white-out, not Sharpies.
Mary's father has five daughters. Their names are Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono and... what is the fifth daughter's name?
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Post by Ryuu on Jun 16, 2007 13:57:03 GMT -6
But I get high off of white-out, not Sharpies. Mary's father has five daughters. Their names are Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono and... what is the fifth daughter's name? Nana? wtf, Nana is Number 7. (Nunu)
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Post by Arynielle Fallyce on Jun 16, 2007 14:00:11 GMT -6
FAIL! It's Mary.
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Post by Moses Sandor on Jun 16, 2007 15:57:16 GMT -6
Good one Ari XD I would have got that wrong.
On my way to Peru, I passed by a man with 7 wives. Each of the 7 wives had 7 sacks. In each sack was 7 dogs. How many things (People, sacks, and dogs, all together) were going to Peru?
A police officer saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a busy one way street, but made no attempt at all to stop him. Why not?
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Post by Ryuu on Jun 16, 2007 17:27:36 GMT -6
Good one Ari XD I would have got that wrong. On my way to Peru, I passed by a man with 7 wives. Each of the 7 wives had 7 sacks. In each sack was 7 dogs. How many things (People, sacks, and dogs, all together) were going to Peru? 7 wives 7x7 sacks 7x7x7 dogs 7 wives 49 sacks 343 dogs 1 man 400 things. Uh... so i herd u liek mudkips
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Post by Kriven on Jun 16, 2007 18:58:23 GMT -6
Why should the cop have stopped the truck driver? The truck driver was just walking along minding his own business.
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Post by Moses Sandor on Jun 16, 2007 20:48:55 GMT -6
Kriv, you knew that one XD
And Ryuu, on the first one, your wrong. Only 1 person was going to Peru: me. The man his wives I passed by as I was walking XD They weren't going to Peru.
A man lived in a house for 30 years of his life, all alone. No one came to visit him, and he never talked with anyone. Over this time, he became deranged. One night, he turned off the light, put out the fire, and left the building, never to be heard of again. Because of his actions, 50 people died. What happened?
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Post by Shiro Kaze on Jun 16, 2007 21:00:38 GMT -6
A riddle from a site that's loaded with them:
Three Dots (John Banks)
You are travelling in a deep, dark forest when, suddenly, on a dark and stormy night, you are captured by the kind-but-not-so-bright forest people. They keep looking at you and saying to each other, "It be a smart person!"
You are marched to their village and seated in the square. Before you are blindfolded, you notice two other lucky souls seated in chairs facing you. Then you are told that the forest people king is about to die. He previously sent messengers throughout the land seeking the 3 smartest people. You are one, and two others have also been found. He now gives you all a task to see which one is the wisest.
He tells you, "I have seated you in an equilateral triangle so that each of you faces the other two. While you are blindfolded I will paint a dot on each of your foreheads. Each dot will be red or green so that there can be any combination of red and green dots, for example, 1 red and 2 greens, or all red, etc. When I remove the blindfolds each of you must raise your hand if you see _any_ green dots, i.e. 1 or 2 dots. As soon as you have figured out what color your own dot is, tell me how you knew."
So he paints a green dot on all three foreheads. When the blindfolds are removed, all three hands go up. After a long pause, the wisest person, (that's you!) say, "Your highness, I have a green dot. The reason I know this is that..."
How did you know?
Extra credit: assume there are 4 people and all have green dots... can our hero figure it out now?
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