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Post by Presea Combatir on Aug 18, 2005 10:34:59 GMT -6
Does he play ToS? Then you could call him Zelos as a nickname like I did to one of my friends. He hates it
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Post by Jukka Canola on Aug 18, 2005 10:39:06 GMT -6
Nope he doesnt. I should really show it to him though. That'd be fun to call him that! Thing is though....he would probably be proud or be happy to be called Zelos. *sigh* hopelessness.
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Post by Presea Combatir on Aug 18, 2005 10:40:56 GMT -6
*sigh* yes...Ergh...must get back on topic before topic gets locked...but if you want to discuss this further you could PM me, but we should, ergh, get back on topic... I have a bad feeling this is getting locked...
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Post by Jukka Canola on Aug 18, 2005 10:45:19 GMT -6
oh right right. hm. *tries to think of TOS joke* I remember someone at gamefaqs made a really funny joke, it had Zelos writing a poem about Colette. It had something to do with her "Ironing board" title. lol ill try to find it.
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Post by Presea Combatir on Aug 18, 2005 11:02:24 GMT -6
Go Jukka go! *chantFindItFindItFindItchant* getting back on topic now...
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Post by Jukka Canola on Aug 18, 2005 22:29:43 GMT -6
I had zippo luck. I thought i had bookmarked that whole joke topic though. eh ill find it sometime
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Post by Presea Combatir on Aug 19, 2005 7:49:18 GMT -6
HA! I ACTUALLY HAVE JOKES!!! I have this huge joke book, and I hope it's okay If I switch them around so they're ToS oriented...
One day, Lloyd and Zelos were bored, so they deciced to practice their sworfighting. Lloyd was going ballistic and accidently cut Zelos' arm off. Lloyd put his arm in a plastic bag and rushed him to Raine, who was able to heal the arm back on.
The two of them went back to their game of swordfighting, when Lloyd accidentally cut Zelos' legs off. Again, he put them in a plastic bag and took Zelos off to Raine. She healed them back on.
Afterwards, they kept swordfighting, and Lloyd accidentally cut Zelos' head off. He got out the plastic bag and put Zelos head in it. Off to Raine they went, but she couldn't put his head back on.
"Why can't you get Zelos' head back on?" Lloyd asked
Raine scoffed, "Some idiot put his head in a plastic bag and he suffocated."
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Post by Jukka Canola on Aug 19, 2005 9:46:48 GMT -6
haha nice Presea! ;D
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Post by Presea Combatir on Aug 19, 2005 9:54:09 GMT -6
ANOTHER ONE!! HAHA!!
Lloyd and Colette were out fishing on a lake. After they caught enough and were heading back to the dock, Colette asked, "DId you mark the spot we caught these fish?"
"Of course!" Lloyd nodded, "I put a big white X on the side of the boat we caught them in!"
"You idiot!" Colette cried in dusgust, "What makes you think we'll get this boat next time?!"
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Next joke!
Genis, Raine, Presea, and Regal were at that one theater place near the casino in Altimira. They were making their way back after a trip to the consession stand.
"Excuse me, Sir," Genis began asking a man at the beginning of a row, "Did I step in your toes on the way out?"
"You certainly did!" the man snapped.
"This is our row." Genis said to the others.
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Post by Jukka Canola on Aug 19, 2005 9:59:57 GMT -6
Dont get the first one (sadly)
I get the second one though lol
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Post by Presea Combatir on Aug 19, 2005 10:04:11 GMT -6
The first one, Colette wanted Lloyd to put a mark or something on the spot of the WATER where they got the fish, but Lloyd marked the side of the BOAT.
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Post by Jukka Canola on Aug 19, 2005 10:07:31 GMT -6
Ooh ok. Mark the water? I can't tell if Colette or Lloyd is teh stupid one here.
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Post by Presea Combatir on Aug 19, 2005 10:15:55 GMT -6
Ha, I know. It's easy to make Lloyd act stupid, but I never really like Colette so...NEXT JOKE!!
A local charity had never recieved a donation from the Chosen of Meltokio, so the directior went to Zelos' mansion to convince him to donate.
"Our records show you're the richest one here, yet you've never gave to charity," the directior began, "Wouldn't you like to help the commmunity?"
"Did your research show that one of my friends that live in Sylvarant need a new house built?" Zelos asked.
"Um, no..." mumbled the director.
"Or that one of my Hunnies from Ozette needs help rebuilding the village?" Zelos snapped.
"I-I-I-" the sticken director began to stammer out an apology.
"Or that my other Hunnie's village is moving to Sylvarant and they need all the help they can get?"
The humiliated director said simply, "I had no idea..."
"So," began Zelos, "If I never give them any money, Why should I give some to you?"
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Post by Jukka Canola on Aug 19, 2005 10:18:16 GMT -6
lol! yes that is pure Zelos
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Post by Presea Combatir on Aug 19, 2005 10:34:30 GMT -6
Neeeeeext one!
Regal stepped onto an overnight random Inter-Tethe'allan monorail and told the conductor, "I'm a deep sleeper and can get ornery when I get up, but no metter what, I want you to wake me up when we get to Altimira. Here's 100,000 Gald to make sure."
The conductor agreed. Regal fell asleep, and when he woke, he was furious to find that he had already passed Altimira, and was headed for Flaroir. "I thought I told you to wake me up when we were at Altimira!" He hollered at the conducter.
"Wow! Is that guy ever mad!" A passenger commented to another.
"Yeah," he agreed, "But not nearly as mad as the guy they forced off at Altimira."
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